18Nov08

RE-LINK !!! moved to www.washywashy.blogspot.com

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17Nov08

Vids, jux to brighten up the rainny season (: ouh ya, it’s in japp but jux watch.. ( Rated PG )

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14Nov08

Ppl wonder ,who are the six most important men in a woman’s life ???

1: he say’s…….take off your clothes !!
2: he say’s…… open wide !!
3: he say’s…… you want it in the front or the back??
4: he say’s…….you want teasing or blowing??
5: he say’s…….once it’s in you’ll love it!!
6: he say’s…….once it’s out,you lose interest SCROLL
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They are :
> >> 1.: A doctor…..he say’s…….take off your clothes !!
> >> 2: A dentist…..he say’s……open wide !!
> >> 3: The milkman…..he say’s……you want it in the front or the back??
> >> 4: The Hairdresser…..he say’s…….you want teasing or blowing??
> >> 5: The interior designer…..he say’s…….once it’s in you’ll love it!!
> >> 6: The Banker…..he say’s…….once it’s out, you’ll lose interest!

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12Nov08

Here’s my picture taken during my new job, plucking whiskers hahas

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08Nov08

Some jokes to brighten up ur life lols..

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5, 000.The Chinese replies: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?” The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.” “What that tell you?” asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you, Tonto?” “You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.”   One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you”, the lawyer said. “But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree”. “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also. ” The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!” “Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!”

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crapp

07Nov08

Crappy holidae sia!! been busy all this while that i dun even know the date sheeshs!! 4 projects runnin’ , school work , tution work, cca stuff to take care, i wanna run far far away from Singapore hahas..i wiish luckly i’m going away from Singpore for 3-5 daes…far far far away from messages, calls and computers .. i’m gonna live in a cave lol !!! well actually i prefer kampung life than urban life… too busyyy n stuff makes me wanna die.. upcummin’ events n stuff.. ahhhh i wanna break !!

aniwaes, to photographers, i’m havin’ a trip down to Jurong Bird Park soon it’s by my good bros of my forum so ya… if wanna join, jux leave a comment…

so ya.. that’s about it for this post.. gotta run to Toa Payoh for my Festival Of Ideas zzz!!! cya, tc

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ahhh!! itchyy!!

10Oct08

unfortunately for me, i kena Chiken pox -.-!! it’s super itchy luhh!! cox of it, i have 14 days mc zzz!! n yeah, my plans ruined!!

i wun be posting that often, i have been resting since this last tuesday..so bored at home !!

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blekk

30Sep08

turned 15 yesterday.. lucky for me, not many ppl remember cox it’s the exam SEASON hahhs wohoo!! not alot of b’dae bashes!! enjoying every minute haha.. well Happy Birthday to Jesse whom i punched hehehe srry man!! remember, NEXT YEAR ! wahahahs..ouh well, school’s fine, revison’s cummin; up well n yeah thngs are gng quite well luhhs..n ya..tml cn eat as per normal lols!! lyk so rare -.-ll hahas..so ya..seeya guys, gonna continue my revision..

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blabbs..

25Sep08

was busy this week with stuff to do..n will be busy for the next few days or so.. nth that interesting happned only boredem struck me in the butt n there’s this particular group of girls in school who have been calling my name n runnin’ away it’s lyk whhaatt?? wazzup with them sia?? kinda irritatin’ !! school’s fine n there’s chemistry lessons going on for the next few days.. zz!! i dun wanna go !! but no choice.. revison n stuff sheeshs!! so ya, wun post for some tyme.. n yeah cheack out the new pics i’ve posted recently ^^ comments wanted !! so yeah, tc ppl n good luck for ya EOYs !! ahh dang me gettin’ a year older next Monday n birthday bash !! ahhh !!

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blekk

21Sep08

 was away from Friday night, sorry ppl, din’t tell you guys, or maybe i did? lols.. yesterday was AGAIN ‘ FUN ‘ zz !! studystudystudy then went out to break fast at Ichiban !! Oishii !! hahs then slacked till midnight thn sleep lor lols.. thenns went back to sgp n now typin’  zzz.. ahh tml playy badmintion la !! hu wanna join?? bring ur own racket.. i’m there till lyk around 4 or smth.. so ya.. cya ppl i goin’ for my class.. zzz

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